I've gotten bored with giving away books and comics; the thrill is unfortunately gone. So today I have something really special to giveaway--an authentic pair of Elvan underpants. Soiled.
Ripped straight off the loins of an elf passed out behind a dumpster after a drunken bender, this undergarment is of the finest quality, made exclusively for the famous lingerie retailer Tolkien's Secret. Hand-crafted and weather resistant, you'll be styling when you leave home in these leafy green bloomers. Heads will turn. People will stare. This isn't just frilly underwear, this is a piece of fantasy history.
To Enter to Win: Send an email to pstotts@bloodofthemuse.com with the subject line "APRILFOOLS" and include your name and mailing address in the body of your email. Multiple entries will be disqualified. Winners will not be selected. No purchase is necessary.
For more Blood of the Muse giveaways: click here.
Bloggers: if you promote this contest on your blog, I will give you an additional entry. Email me at pstotts@bloodofthemuse.com with the subject line "APRILFOOLS", and include the address to your blog in the body of the email, or you can leave the address to your blog in the comment section of this post. I'll check it out and make sure you get another entry.
Good luck to everyone who enters!
Giveaway: Elvan Underpants
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Posted by Paul at 12:01 AM
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6 comments:
Damn, everyone should have some soiled elvan underpants!
I couldn't resist to take part.
I'm not as slim as an elf but I work on my shape shifting abilities by changing my weight :>)
The ultimate in 'going green'!
For a moment I thought this was real! Oh dear. I do love your blog layout, by the way :)
Tolkien's Secret. Very nice!
This was great! No date on it when it came up on the RSS feed, so I was a little puzzled at first.
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