
I've been quite lucky recently in meeting some of the best and brightest of the new crop of fantasy writers (as well as being my personal favorites), from Brandon Sanderson to Brent Weeks, Cherie Priest to Naomi Novik and Pat Rothfuss. Which means holdouts on my list were becoming as rare as a high IQ at a stripper convention. One of these holdouts was Peter Brett, and after reading The Desert Spear he was also the one I most eagerly wanted to see.
Luckily on his way to a zoological expedition in Australia to study the ten deadliest creatures on Earth, Peter Brett decided to make the most of his stop in Los Angeles and sign some books this afternoon at Dark Delicacies in Burbank. And luckily I was on hand to bear witness to Peter's devouring of Burbank. Think Godzilla stomping Toyko. Or David Hasselhoff in a liquor store. Well, it was nothing like that. But it was a hell of an afternoon, and a great opportunity to interact with an author whose work I greatly respect.
Thanks for the visit, Peter. And don't be a stranger. And for those who haven't given The Warded Man or The Desert Spear a chance, you are missing out on one of the high points in the genre.
On the Road - Peter Brett Devours Burbank
Sunday, August 29, 2010
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Collector's Corner - David J. Williams
Friday, August 20, 2010
The more reviews of David J. Williams's books I read, the more I move his books up on my too-read pile. Since my reading and reviewing time have been so drastically cut, I can only imagine what year it may be when I finally get to them. So until I get off my butt, this autograph is going to have to suffice.
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"The Desert Spear" by Peter V. Brett (Del Rey)
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Here I sit, in front of my typewriter, typing furiously, sweating into my Warded Underoos, an exceptionally loved copy of Peter V. Brett’s excellent sophomore novel The Desert Spear near to hand. Outside, demons pound at the wards on my door, howling with frustration; it sounds like a death metal band has replaced their guitars with tubas filled with rusty razor blades. And their drums with a flatulent xylophone. The noise is staggering; overwhelming to the point that cacophony would call the cops on this level of auditory diarrhea.
Still, I persist, and the demons persist along with me; my keystrokes punctuated by incessant demonic screams, howls, and bangs at my door. Occasionally, frustrated, I pause to yell out “not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin” just to maintain the cliché. The minions of hell, stalking my door like a pack of paparazzi braying at Brangelina, are unimpressed. Bastards. No one appreciates the classics anymore; no one has standards.
I pray my wards hold. In retrospect, maybe slamming the door on the security consultant that tried to interest me in an alarm system for my home last week was foolishly shortsighted. Fear has suddenly spurred my consumerism; my credit card would slide out of my wallet so fast now that any flame-retardant baby clothing nearby would combust. Please A.D.T. man, come back, I have VISA. Or were you with Brinks. Doesn’t matter—just give me a button I can use to summon help. I’ll even settle for a LifeCall pendant I can scream into: Help, my house is surrounded by demons, and I can’t get out.
Demons continue to pound at my door, one particularly vicious beating sends my 8-track player crashing from its shelf. C’mon man, that had my Toto tape in it. So here I sit, in front of my typewriter, praying, thinking maybe being slow in adopting new technologies is a character flaw. I’ve heard those who don’t embrace technology, perish. I just never thought they meant that literally. So I pray, once again, my wards hold. I pray that low-tech will come through this night victorious. Because if I survive this, I’m getting an alarm system in the morning.
Thankfully the characters in Peter V. Brett’s The Desert Spear aren’t techno-geeks looking to jump on the latest security whiz-a-doodle; laser-armed security systems just wouldn’t be as much fun as having to use wards for protection. Might as well give your hero a machine gun instead of a sword to plow through his assailants. Why be vulnerable when you can be utterly kickass?
But vulnerability is essential, and the most intriguing aspect, of the world Brett has created in both his debut novel The Warded Man and here in The Desert Spear. Humans ultimately wish to survive, so there is a natural instinct to avoid vulnerable situations, to avoid being a potential victim or prey. Why else does one lock the bathroom door when using the facilities, but to lessen the sense of vulnerability and to feel more empowered in an otherwise dangerous situation.
So what if you lived in a world in which you were vulnerable every night? And the only thing standing between you and certain death are the wards protecting your home. Like the bathroom door, wards only offer an illusion of protection. Especially if what lurks on the other side of the door is big, mean, nasty and has a hankering for human. Think of the shark cage in Jaws, it might protect you from some sharks, but it ain’t protecting you from the one that had Robert Shaw as an appetizer. We are all vulnerable, but strength comes from recognizing and confronting that. True power comes not from the wards, true power comes from within.
And this is the quest each of Brett’s characters embarks upon, a journey of self-discovery, of finding this true power which resides within. It’s a fascinating transformation, and Brett never fails in keeping it fresh and imaginative. At its heart, The Warded Man was a collection of three coming-of-age storylines that eventually coincided with each other. The Desert Spear continues the coming-of-age motif with two new main characters, as well as continuing to follow the characters from the first novel.
One of the coming-of-age accounts follows Ahmann Jardir, whose story starts with the intensive military training he underwent as a child. Jardir’s training scenes may be the best the genre has seen since Orson Scott Card’s sci-fi classic Ender’s Game. Brett is undeniably brilliant during this beginning section, ratcheting up the series to an entirely new level and maintaining that quality throughout. The Warded Man not just introduced Brett; it boldly proclaimed him as a significant force in the fantasy genre. The Desert Spear announces Brett’s candidacy as a potential ruler of the genre.
In over one hundred reviews on Blood of the Muse, I’ve never given a perfect score. And while The Desert Spear is not a perfect book, it’s damn close, and thus, clearly deserving of the highest level of recognition.
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"Lux the Poet" by Martin Millar (Soft Skull Press)
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Lux the Poet
Martin Millar
160 pp. Soft Skull Press. $13.95
Pub. Date: 5/1/2009
ISBN-13: 978-1593762315
Can anything be more amusing than a riot? With all that looting, loitering and littering, with the screaming and shouting, the killing and dying; it’s like going on a vacation in anarchy’s underpants and trying to avoid the skid marks chaos left behind.
Now that I phrase it that way, rioting doesn’t seem very amusing at all; in fact, riots are quite un-comedic, right up their with jokes about homeless llamas and stained glass. Hard material to even get a guffaw out of.
So using the Brixton riots of the ‘80s as the back drop for a novel seems a guaranteed recipe for a distinctly un-funny book. Unless the book is written by Martin Millar, in which case rioting takes on an unprecedented comic grandeur, putting its chaotic mug right up there on the Mt. Rushmore of funny.
The brilliance in Millar’s writing is his ability to take five or six disparate and highly eccentric storylines and blend them into a cohesive gem. The reason behind this is that Millar doesn’t just write great characters like no other, he also imagines characters that are so unique and so memorable that the reader can’t help being charmed and amused. It’s hard to read Lux the Poet without a smile on your face, particularly if you enjoy a caustic sense of humor.
If you’ve never had the pleasure of reading Martin Millar, and you are in the mood for a novel that makes quirky seem mainstream, do yourself a favor and check out Lux the Poet. Dare I say, it’s a riot.
Final Grade: 8.5 out of 10
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"Best Served Cold" by Joe Abercrombie (Orbit)
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Best Served Cold
Joe Abercrombie
640 pp. Orbit. $24.99
Pub. Date: 7/29/2009
ISBN-13: 978-0316044967
There is a commercial featuring a little boy, baseball hat sitting backwards on his head, bat across his shoulder, baseball in his hand, loudly proclaiming himself the greatest hitter in the world. Then he tosses the ball into the air, winds up, and takes a mighty hack at the ball that would make Casey proud. And misses. Strike one. Not deterred, he tries again. Same routine. Proclaims himself the greatest hitter in the world, tosses up the ball, swings. And misses. Strike two. Can you see where this going?
On to the third try, he pauses, lowers the bat, spits into his hands and rubs them together, turns his hat around, before yodeling his mantra of being the greatest hitter in the world. Another toss, another big swing. And another miss. Strike three. Mighty Casey has struck out. He pauses, looking down at the ball, a cowhide-covered reminder of his batting ineptitude. Then, an epiphany; his face brightens. There is joy in Mudville. He’s not the greatest hitter in the world; he’s the greatest pitcher in the world. A fact he now loudly trumpets to an empty baseball diamond, birds trilling a happy song in the background. End scene. Fade to black.
And the point of this commercial? It’s summarized by the tagline that follows, Optimism: Pass It On! Really, I’m not joking. It’s an unusual pitch (pun totally intended), because commercials normally sell cars, and radios, and Bagel Bites. Not optimism.
So if we need commercials promoting optimism, what’s that say about our world? Maybe that reality is mostly Hobbesian—nasty, ugly and pessimistic. Anyone who watches the parade of evil featured on the evening news will reaffirm that conclusion. People can try to sell optimism, but there aren’t a whole lot of people buying. (Bagel Bites are another story; stores can’t keep those stocked.)
Which leaves us with a world with little optimism, where hope’s as rare as a wet mummy fart, and promise comes before the knife in the back. What kind of world is that? Well, that’s Joe Abercrombie’s world. Thankfully, he’s kind enough to let us visit. Just don’t touch anything.
Calling Abercrombie’s latest novel Best Served Cold pessimistic totally understates the brutality and depravity found within, the evil that lurks in its literary heart. The novel goes beyond pessimism, this is nihilistic fantasy. And by being nihilistic, it seems closer to our reality than other epic fantasies, a truer reflection of the ugly emotions and attitudes found in everyday life. Life in Best Served Cold isn’t simple; it isn’t good versus evil. Life here is shades of psychotic and indifferent gray fighting each other for immoral supremacy, and no side appears to be winning.
Sociopaths run rampant in Abercrombie’s world, killing, backstabbing, and destroying anything even remotely honorable. Emotional connections are rare, and trust is generally non-existent. Having these social misfits get together like a misguided Marvel superhero team-up comic is a huge part of the novel’s delicious fun. It’s guaranteed that if you put sociopaths together and make them interact with each other, mayhem and crazy things will happen. And by mayhem and crazy things, I mean massive amounts of murder, betrayal and wanton destruction. So it should be no surprise that mayhem and crazy things do happen in Best Served Cold. Lots of crazy things.
Revenge. Monza Murcatto wants it. And for good reason: she’s not a big fan of being betrayed; it ranks high on her That Sucks meter. Seven men tried to kill her, tossing her down a mountain, leaving her for dead. Those seven men failed. Now seven men must die. No matter what the situation. No matter what the circumstances. Determination, thy name is
Following up on his wonderful First Law trilogy, Abercrombie proves two things with Best Served Cold. One: that he has cut out his own unique niche in the genre, namely dark, nihilistic fantasy that loves itself some gratuitous sex and violence. And two: he’s only capable of writing incredibly entertaining books that are so enjoyable they snuggly dwell in the realm of awesomeness. If he’s written a bad book, Best Served Cold ain’t it. Better luck next time Joe.
Abercrombie steadily matured as a writer during the First Law trilogy, and Best Served Cold represents another jump in his maturation process. His characterizations, which have always been incredible, have significantly improved. Characters feel emotionally fuller, something necessary if you are going to believe in the entire revenge angle. I wouldn’t care about
Occasionally the book drags, as it struggles with the simplicity of its story. Keeping a plot line centered around revenge fresh and interesting for over six hundred pages is a mighty task, one which Abercrombie mostly succeeds at, but there were times when I wished the pace would quicken.
Every one of Joe Abercrombie’s books I’ve read, I’ve loved. The darkest of the subject matter greatly appeals to me. See, gratuitous sex, violence and pessimism is my cap nip, which then has not surprisingly placed Joe in the upper echelon of my favorite fantasy writers. So I’m incredibly biased. But I’m also optimistic. Optimistic that, given the chance, you will love this book. Now isn’t optimism grand?
Optimism: Pass It On!
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Collector's Corner - Carrie Vaughn
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Now I'm not a big fan of urban fantasy, most of it even gives me hives. And I've only read one book in Carrie Vaughn's Kitty Norville series, but I found it quite enjoyable (it almost feels shameful to admit this). Enjoyable enough that I've always planned to tackle more in the series. Of course, new books arrive, and mess up these well laid plans. Darn pesky new books.
Carrie has also done some incredible work on the new generation of Wild Cards novels. If you haven't had the chance to check out her ensemble work, I highly recommend it.
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"Expiration Date" by Duane Swierczynski (Minotaur Books)
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Expiration Date
Duane Swierczynski
256 pp. Minotaur Books. $13.99
Pub. Date: 3/30/2010
ISBN-13: 978-0312363406
Time traveling. It sneaks up on you in odd and unexpected ways. Like a fungus in a public restroom. One moment, you’re driving a Delorean, pushing the needle north of sensible, being chased by terrorists, and the next, you’re trying to convince your lovestruck teenage mother-to-be that your name isn’t Calvin Klein, and that she should go to the Enchantment Under the Sea dance with your luckless father-to-be. Which confirms both
But time traveling isn’t all about pandering, wild-eyed scientists and Bob Zemeckis films (though that would be quite wonderful). Sometimes it’s about life gone wild, about life gone wrong. About when reality embraces its inner drunken sorority sister on a bender in Cabo, flashing its goodies to every appreciative camera, only to awaken the next morning with a massive headache, next to a dead man, a saddle, and an expired jar of Grey Poupon. Time travel can fix this; it’s the official designated driver for life’s little drunken episodes. The rewind button on the DVD player. A mulligan.
Case in point. You just lost your job writing investigative articles for the local weekly. Really hard hitting exposés, not that cat-found-in-tree stuff. But with that pesky InterWebs, print journalism is dying quicker than David Hasselhoff’s singing career. So you’re suddenly unemployed. You have no money, no prospects, no place to live. Your last few dollars are spent on beer and sugary snack foods.
Your family looks out for you. Kind of. Seems grandpa recently fell ill and found himself at the intersection of Comatose and Non-Responsive, freeing up his place now that he’s warming a catheter at the local hospital. So you squat there with your mother’s blessing, hopefully just long enough to get yourself back on your feet. But the stress is killing you, giving you a headache which feels like an elephant is trying to mate with your cranium. So you ransack grandpa’s medicine cabinet, searching for a pain reliever, something to chemically castrate that amorous elephant. Bingo. A bottle of Tylenol. Bottle looks old, but the pills look okay. You wash down four with a swig of beer.
Suddenly you feel sleepy, as if your eyes are being massaged by cotton balls. A nap—what a brilliant idea. You don’t fall asleep as much as pass out. Only to wake up instantly in the year you were born. As Doc Brown would say, Great Scott! Now there’s one side effect not listed on the Tylenol label. Being the inquisitive sort—I mean, you are a journalist—you start exploring your new surroundings. This is the neighborhood where you grew up. Your parents live right over…there. You sneak up on the porch and take a peek through the front window. Your mother looks so young, newborn you warming her arms. And your father is…alive. Great Scott!
For the most part, time traveling in science fiction is a bankrupt idea, often nothing more than lame wish fulfillment, an idea which indulges everyone’s secret hope for a second chance to right wrongs. Mostly it’s after school special territory; a deus ex machina that allows Hannah Montana to travel back two days earlier in order to put some preventative Clearasil on a lurking future pimple. It’s a second chance, for clear skin.
Unless you write about time travel like Duane Swierczynski does in his novel Expiration Date, and then traveling back to your birth year is just utterly kick-ass. Like a delicious meal capped off with a belch that registers 7.5 on the diaphragm earthquake scale, being both incredibly fulfilling and immensely enjoyable. Swierczynski writes like a man possessed, with a fervor and intense imagination that immediately grabs your attention before pulling you along on an exhilarating ride.
And what a ride it is. Exciting. Poignant. Suspenseful. Joyous. Expiration Date features the wide and wonderful range of human emotions, from cheering to crying, laughing to catharsis. People often talk about novels being like a rollercoaster ride, filled with hair-raising twists and turns. What is typically overlooked is that a rollercoaster is often singular in nature; it’s a cohesive loop in which the beginning and end are generally in the same place, linked together. Which is not unlike the concept of time. Swierczynski’s novel has this singular nature, this cohesion. Expiration Date is not a novel about time travel; it’s a novel about time. About the importance of time, about the interconnection of time, and about how beginnings and endings are relative.
This is a time travel novel done intelligently. It doesn’t feel like a gimmick, like some cheap thrill. The characters resonate, their nostalgia is easily relatable to the reader. There is often a loneliness and sadness when confronting the past, of despairing when you see where things went wrong, and Swierczynski really highlights these feelings, infusing the narrative with a surprising poignancy.
Exaggeration comes naturally to me. Like a clown with balloon animals. But I could never exaggerate how utterly enjoyable Expiration Date was, nor could I exaggerate just how talented Swierczynski is. Let’s just sum it up this way: one of the best books of 2010. And you don’t even need a Delorean to enjoy it.
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On the Road - An Apology to the Author (or) Jim, Butchered (Reviewed by Matthew Berger)
Sunday, April 11, 2010
Paul's Note - Plenty of things get reviewed. Films. Books. Music. Ice dancing. Hit and run driving. But not book signings. No one reviews book signings. Why? Well, because evolution takes time, the monkeys would tell you that (if they could speak). We, as a society, clearly weren't ready for a critical examination of an author's event. Until now. So rejoice that your knuckles no longer drag, hair has migrated away from your back, and we can chat in polite company about the dark side of book publishing: book tours. So with great glee I present On the Road, a review of a book signing, filled with big words, and even bigger ideas.
Dear James (your real name is James, right?),

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"Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter" by Seth Grahame-Smith (Grand Central Publishing)
Monday, April 5, 2010
Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter
Seth Grahame-Smith
352 pp. Grand Central Publishing. $21.99
Pub. Date: 3/2/2010
ISBN-13: 978-0446563086
Abraham Lincoln: the man. Born into humble means, lost his mother at nine, almost completely self-educated, buried his first love Ann Rutledge and two sons, Edward and William, eventually murdered. A life filled with great tragedy.
Abraham Lincoln: the politician. A self-made man, an honest country lawyer, great orator and renown debater, the sixteenth President of the United States, the protector of the Union, the Great Emancipator, eventually assassinated. A life filled with hope, resolve and great courage.
Abraham Lincoln: the vampire hunter. Driven by an unquenchable anger and fury to hunt and destroy vampires, strong, athletic, and extraordinarily skilled with an axe, a slayer of many demons without the tutelage of a Watcher with a funny British accent, no fan of Stephenie Meyer, but will admit Rob Pattinson has nice hair, eventually killed. A life filled with brutality and yucky blood spurting neck stumps.
Like one of those insidious SAT questions, one of these things is unlike the other. Can you guess which one? Put down the #2 pencil, and just guess; there are no answer bubbles here to color in. If you answered Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter (and who wouldn’t answer this, if only for the fact it’s so fun to say. C’mon say it with me now, Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter. Sounds so mellifluous, doesn’t it?), then see the lady at the door for your cookie.
Now it’s completely incongruous—bordering on whimsical silliness—to equate Abraham Lincoln with vampire slaying. Like equating deep thoughts to Mickey Mouse, it’s totally beyond reasonable comprehension. (Besides Donald Duck is clearly the metaphysician of the Disney bunch, because no one can understand what he’s saying.) Actually, it’s utterly silly to equate anyone with vampire slaying, but having Honest Abe staking the fanged buggers really stretches credulity. (Now mummy slaying is a different set of bones. I totally see Abe kicking some Tutankhamen heinie.)
But being so seemingly incongruous is part of the fun—and most of the joke in Seth Grahame-Smith’s horror/historical mash-up Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter. (Doesn’t that just sound like something fresh from the mind of Mel Brooks?) Written in the style of a stuffy historical biography, Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter reveals the secret life of the sixteenth President: the one that has him hunting the
Grahame-Smith cleverly works the vampire hunting bits into
Abe’s vampire hunting is rather straightforward and only moderately engaging; the more interesting aspect is how Grahame-Smith interweaves Abe’s fictional battles with his real life. Anyone anticipating heart-pounding action sequences in which Abe goes mano e mano with vampires will be seriously disappointed. This isn’t Abe re-imagined as Buffy the Vampire Slayer. See, Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter is primarily a historical biography misinterpreted. Like you decided to take a real biography of
Judge me if you wish, but I enjoy studying history. It’s shameful, but it’s a shame I can proudly call my own. The more I read of Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter, the more I wanted to read a real biography of the man. That’s a good thing. (It means some historian is about to make some cheddar.) If Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter can motivate readers to discover, and maybe enjoy history, that’s a serious positive in its favor. Whether that will happen, I have serious doubts. But if the most interesting aspect of reading Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter is reading about Abe’s true life story, what’s that say about the horror element to this mash-up? Maybe that it’s underwhelming, or dare I mock—I dare, I dare—a tad bit toothless.
Don’t get me wrong, Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter is a solid novel; I enjoyed the experience. I just wouldn’t venture into a burning building to save it. It’s a great idea, just a bit flawed in reality.
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"Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians" by Brandon Sanderson (Scholastic Press)
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians
Brandon Sanderson
320 pp. Scholastic Press. $6.99
Pub. Date: 11/1/2008
ISBN-13: 978-0439925525
You’re being brainwashed.
No, not by me. I’m not that clever and devious, nor do I possess the evil gene necessary for such a task (which disqualifies me from running for public office. Or being one of the pageant parents on Toddlers and Tiaras). My talents lie elsewhere. Like my ability to write completely meaningless asides. Like this one. It’s not much of a talent, I’ll admit, but it beats being able to name all the episodes of Star Trek in thirty seconds.
So back to my point. The one about your gray matter being laundered in a Maytag on infinite auto-cycle. See, everything you’ve been taught in your life, is a lie. A big, Pinocchio nose-growing lie. Part of a conspiracy, really, to keep us ignorant. There was this dude, a really cool cat, lived a long time ago, name of Plato. Plato wrote about people tied up in a cave who could only see shadows projected on the cave wall in front of them. It’s what they call an allegory; these cave people weren’t seeing the true nature of things. Just a shadowy representation. Same thing with the movie The Matrix. Seems the Wachowski brothers knew this Plato dude, and thus, had no problem with ripping off his ideas.
Anyway, back to this conspiracy that keeps you ignorant. Seems there’s a powerful group out there that doesn’t want you to know certain things. No, it’s not the government. Take off the tin foil hat; we don’t all need to move out to a gated compound in
Why, the Death-Eaters, of course.
Just kidding; I couldn’t resist pulling your Dumbledore. Really, this group is far worse than those Voldemort groupies. So who is it?
The Librarians.
Alright, you can stop laughing now; I’ll wait.
Really, giggle hysterically, as much as you like, but I promise you, no matter how hard you laugh, your buttocks won’t fall off. Besides I’m not joking about there being a Librarian conspiracy. See, these are evil Librarians I’m talking about. Now I know calling a librarian evil is redundant; anyone ever exposed to that torture device called a card catalog already knows this. But their depravity goes even further than you think; their malicious lies know no bounds.
Do you believe in physics? You shouldn’t; it’s a Librarian fantasy. C’mon, gravity made sense to you? Boy, are you gullible. (You know, the word gullible isn’t even in the dictionary. Seriously, go check.) How about magic? Do you believe in it? You should (and not just in a young girl’s heart); it’s totally real. A big Lovin’ Spoonful of real.
Now we wouldn’t know about this Librarian conspiracy here in the Hushlands if it wasn’t for an enterprising thirteen year old named Alcatraz Smedry.
Autobiographical? The novel claims Brandon Sanderson wrote it—see, right there, on the cover, in small print. Well, pish posh I say to that. Do you believe everything you read? Brandon Sanderson is just
So what makes
Massive amounts of charm and humor infect every page of Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians.
No matter the novel, Sanderson always seems to create cool magic schemes for his worlds. The ocular lens magic—and to a lesser extent, the Smedry talents—in Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians continues his winning streak with another Blackjack. The magic is less complex than in his adult novels, but the creativity behind the different kinds of lens, as well as the various Smedry talents,
The novel moves faster than a greyhound with his butt on fire, chasing after a fire extinguisher strapped on the back of a cheetah. Fast enough to keep young readers constantly engaged, while the multitude of chapter-ending cliffhangers will make putting this one down difficult. (Having your significant other or trusted family member disorient you with a few sharp whacks from a stick, before prying the book from your hand seems to be the only effective way of stopping.)
Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians is a great young adult novel that should have no problem appealing to an adult audience. You don’t have to be a kid to enjoy it, because Sanderson’s creativity, wit and humor will make even the grumpiest curmudgeon feel like he’s twelve again.
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