Author Appearances: Carrie Vaughn

Saturday, January 31, 2009

I just finished up Carrie Vaughn's latest adventure "Kitty and the Dead Man's Hand" and it was great fun. Kitty in Las Vegas. What more needs to be said?

Now's your chance to quiz Carrie on Kitty's Las Vegas bender as she's out promoting the book. Thankfully what happened in Vegas didn't stay there.

Sunday, February 1 2009
3:00pm
Who Else! Books
Denver Book Mall
32 N. Broadway
Denver, CO 80203
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Saturday, February 7 2009
New York Comic Con
Jacob K. Javits Convention Center
655 West 34th Street
New York, NY 10001
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Sunday, February 8 2009
New York Comic Con
Jacob K. Javits Convention Center
655 West 34th Street
New York, NY 10001
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Sunday, March 1 2009
3:00pm
Who Else! Books
Denver Book Mall
32 N. Broadway
Denver, CO 80203
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Author Appearances: David Marusek

Friday, January 30, 2009

I'm currently reading David Marusek's latest science fiction novel "Mind Over Ship" and I'm impressed with how imaginative it is in the early going. Makes me wish Marusek was going to appear nearby so I could go listen to him talk. Too bad. This is an Alaska only tour. (That's something that can't be said too often.)

So if you go, make sure you bundle up!

Saturday, January 31 2009
2:00pm
Gulliver's Books
3525 College Rd.
Fairbanks, AK 99709
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"The Warded Man" by Peter V. Brett (Del Rey)

Wednesday, January 28, 2009


The Warded Man
Peter V. Brett
432 pp. Del Rey. $25.00
Pub. Date: 3/10/2009
ISBN-13:
978-0345503800

Reviewed by Paul Stotts
Sometimes it’s easier to be a coward. Easier to not fight back. To not stare in the eye of the bully harassing you. To slink around the corner, avoiding confrontation. Maybe the odds aren’t in you favor. Maybe fighting back could mean serious injury. Maybe it could mean your life.

But what if your family was in danger. Would you stand and watch, paralyzed by fear, unable to help. Or would you fight. Even if fighting meant sacrificing yourself for your loved ones. What choice would you make?

Most would fight for their family no matter the odds. Some wouldn’t, too controlled by their cowardice. Too cowed by their fear of death. But what if you didn’t fight.

And your child saw.

Saw their parent revealed as a coward, their respect for you disappearing instantly like a magic trick. Poof! Their hero tumbling from a pedestal.

What would that do to the child? What would that make them?

Arlen, Leesha and Rojer, the three main characters in Peter V. Brett’s wonderful debut “The Warded Man”, are all affected by formative and traumatic events as children. These events define them. While all of their traumas are unique, the results are not. They all become fighters in a world in which most people have given up fighting, content with living in fear.

Demons rule the night, pillaging, maiming and killing. As the sun sets, they rise up like wisps of steam from the Core, solidifying into elemental grotesqueries. Wood demons. Fire Demons. Rock Demons. Those folks caught outside, unprotected, are gruesomely ravaged and slaughtered. People hide behind warded buildings during the night, cowering like frightened rabbits, the magical wards the only thing standing between them and sure death.

Those that fight don’t live. So no one fights. Still wards often fail, the demons finding a gap in the magic, a chink in the armor. And then the slaughter begins. And the blood runs.

Arlen is a farm boy in the small village of Tibbet’s Brook. One night, he saves his mother from a demon attack while his father stands by—safely behind wards—paralyzed with fear. His father’s cowardice affects Arlen deeply. Hiding behind wards is not living, that’s imprisonment, a cage in which fear stands guard. Arlen desires to live, to be different from his father. To not live in fear. To not be a coward.

So he leaves Tibbet’s Brook, feeling betrayed, resentful anger in his heart. And the will to fight coursing in his blood.

Leesha is a young girl, lorded over by her manipulative and cruel mother. She’s promised to the young alpha male in the village. But when malicious rumors smear Leesha’s reputation, her prospects change. The town’s ancient Herb-Gatherer, the wizened healer Bruna, offers her safe haven as her apprentice. Bruna finds Leesha a dedicated student and a gifted healer. A willing sponge soaking up all her knowledge. And Leesha finds something too—a will to fight.

Rojer’s earliest memory is of his parents sacrificing themselves to save him from demons. Missing fingers from his hand serve as a physical reminder of his parent’s love. Through happenstance Rojer is raised by the Jongleur Arrick Sweetsong. Arrick trains Rojer to be a Jongleur—a combination of a bard and court jester. While Rojer not surprisingly struggles with juggling, he displays an extraordinary talent with the fiddle. A talent for making music that mesmerizes demons and holds them fast. A talent that can control them.

Let’s get this out of the way first. “The Warded Man” is the best debut novel since Patrick Rothfuss’ “The Name of the Wind”. It’s really that good. Both novels essentially are coming-of-age stories. We watch the characters grow and develop, overcoming the trials of youth, discovering their purposes in life. Unlike Rothfuss’ novel though, “The Warded Man” covers more time during the course of the story, years pass between parts. We experience the characters fully from youth to adulthood, their growing pains and emotional scars, how the past events in their lives have affected them. For good and for bad. What they’ve become and why they became that way. We see the cause and effect.

Brett has created an absolutely fascinating world. Having demons rise every night—a deadly evil controlling the darkness—is a great idea. Night is the ever present danger. The enemy. There is no centralized evil figure in the story, no grotesque minions to do its bidding. The setting sun is the clarion call to battle. You can flee evil minions, but you can’t escape the night. You can’t escape the terror.

The ward system is unique and intriguing, powerful magic if done correctly, but also easily open to mistakes. Essentially people hide behind magical groupings of lines for safety. Whether they live or die hinge upon the quality of the symbols. It’s like staking your life on the protective power of the letter ‘a.’ Not particularly reassuring. And rife with the possibility of potential mistakes. No pressure, but if you don’t draw the ‘a’ perfectly, demons will snack on your face.

But wards don’t just keep the demons out, they keep people in. Like metal bars, imprisoning people in their homes. Freedom vanishing with the setting sun. Most are content with exchanging their freedom for safety. Content with demon as gaolers. But not Arlen. He believes freedom is worth fighting for, worth dying for. Worth striving for.

Interestingly, Arlen starts off as a fantasy cliché—a farm boy living in a small village when a pivotal event changes his life. Suddenly farm boy finds himself neck deep in battling some monstrous evil in order to save the world. Brett plays with the cliché in the first part of the novel, before subverting it, taking Arlen instead in an unexpected direction. This means the first part of “The Warded Man” is straightforward and not nearly as engaging as the rest of the book. Other than Brett’s fantastic world-building, you’ve read this story before. Not much is new. But within this cliché is valuable information. Information you’ll need to truly understand where Arlen ends up as an adult. It’s essential to his character’s psychology, essential to his being. And it makes Arlen’s character arc much more rewarding by the end.

Last Word:
“The Warded Man” described in one word. Tremendous. Want some more words? How about—engrossing, deeply moving, and downright Awesome. That’s right—Capital-‘A’-Awesome. Awesomeness squared for you math geeks. Can you feel my passion? Can you tell I loved this book? That I heart “The Warded Man” like a teenage girl pines over her first crush, distractedly drawing hearts in her notebook as she dreams of being swept away.

Brett’s novel likely has already wrapped up the award for Best Debut of 2009. I’d be surprised if there was a better debut this year. There might not even be a better fantasy novel this year.

Final Grade: 91 out of 100

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Comic Break: 30 Days of Night: 30 Days 'Til Death #2 (IDW Publishing)

Tuesday, January 27, 2009


30 Days of Night: 30 Days 'Til Death
Issue: #2
Writer: David Lapham
Artist: David Lapham
32 pp. IDW Publishing. $3.99


Reviewed by Paul Stotts
Maybe vampires are elitists. Or just picky. (We know they like to play with their food.) Either way they seem to save their fangs mostly for city dwellers. Maybe it’s something in the city water or air. Or the stress of big city life. Whatever it is must make city folk taste especially good. Like a fine meal at a three Michelin star restaurant. Or a prime hunk of beef cooked to perfection.

Most vampire diets are low in hillbilly though. Severely lacking the daily recommended allowance of country bumpkin. As if fresh air and clean water make manbeef gamey. Or sinking your works in country folk leaves a sour aftertaste. Whatever the reason, this food discrimination has made vampires sucking down hillbillies like tall cold ones on a hot summer day underexplored territory.

Leave it to writer/artist David Lapham to remedy this injustice in the latest issue of 30 Days of Night: 30 Days ‘Til Death. A butter and gravy extravaganza. Not since the invention of fried chicken has country cuisine been featured so prominently.

And the best thing about hillbilly beef. It washes down the cat our main vamp Rufus drank for lunch.

Most vampires live solitary existences. Not Rufus. He’s going for normalcy, grasping on to it like a drowning man hugs a life preserver. A new relationship with Sarafina. Being social with the neighbors. Getting involved in people’s lives. It’s really putting a crimp into his nocturnal bloodsucking.

And Sarafina isn’t helping. She’s a temptation, a juicy neck aching to be bit. A hot meal on legs strutting around his apartment. A Thanksgiving turkey parading itself in front of a famished man.

Lapham writes the series with a vicious glee. Like a man who’s revealing the most disturbing secrets and doesn’t care. He explores the areas other vampire stories leave unsaid. This is what happens when a vamp isn’t out getting his bloodtooth on. When he’s just sitting around, enjoying the home life with his girl and his buddies. And it’s absolutely fascinating watching Rufus struggle to live a normal life in the face of overwhelming temptation. To eventually succeed.

Because failure means some hillbilly becomes a late night snack.

Final Grade: 85 out of 100

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"Caine Black Knife" by Matthew Stover (Del Rey)

Monday, January 26, 2009


Caine Black Knife
Matthew Stover
368 pp. Del Rey. $14.00
Pub. Date: 10/14/2008
ISBN-13:
978-0345455871

Reviewed by Paul Stotts
Harsh. Brutal. Unflinching. Matthew Stover’s Caine Black Knife is like getting zapped with a defibrillator when you aren’t arresting. A hell of a jolt that knocks the life out of you instead of back in you. Leaving you to wake up scarred and in a puddle of drool you can only hope is your own, the stench of burning hair wafting. Sizzling.

Other fantasy novels claim they’re brutal and gritty. But you might as well put a bow in their hair. They’re playacting. Badly. Like William Shatner trying to do The Sound of Music. If that’s brutality, then Caine Black Knife is the biggest, meanest boy on the block. That guy that had a mustache in elementary school who’d slap you silly for your lunch money while giving you the stink-eye. And pick his teeth with a shiv in class.

Stover’s novel doesn’t just live. It snarls and growls. Like its main character Caine, it’s a testament to all that’s antisocial, always taking its bad self to anywhere that’s not here. Because with Caine, where he’s at usually isn’t a good place to be. Bad things get worse. Worse things get downright rotten. Downright rotten things get…well, normal for him. He’s a negative ion attracting a positive amount of crap, a fecal matter magnet always knee-deep in some cesspool.

And he’s dropped more bodies than the Bubonic Plague. An assassin without peer.

Deadly. Calculating. An Interstellar Rock Star. He’s all of this, and more. But if you’d ask Caine, he’d just tell you he’s lucky.

Caine returns to the Boedecken, twenty-five years after a brutal battle there transformed him into a reality TV superstar. Older now, maybe wiser, he re-discovers the face of Hell. A Hell he changed into an oasis. Barren ground he turned fertile, irrigating it with the blood of the Black Knives.

The Black Knives. A name synonymous with terror. An ogrilloi clan known for their unparalleled brutality. For their inventive tortures. Better to do yourself than let a Black Knife catch you alive. Because then you’ll wish you were dead.

But there aren’t many Black Knives now. Caine made sure of that. He got genocidal on their ass, exterminating them to the brink of extinction. Twenty-five long years ago.

Then he got adopted by his brother Orbek, an ogrilloi. A Black Knife. Making Caine a part of the clan. Caine Black Knife.

Now Orbek is up to his tusks in trouble, imprisoned by the Knights of Khryl, a death sentence hanging over his head. So Caine must return to save his brother. Back to the Boedecken. A blast from the past.

Not many authors can write an immersive first person perspective like this. It’s phenomenal. Caine doesn’t just narrate, he lives. This isn’t reading, it’s rafting down the river of Caine’s consciousness. A dark, disturbing stream-of-conscious narration unapologetically filled with ugly thoughts. Caine’s a dick, as unlikeable a character as you’ll ever find. Dishonorable and a downright villain to some. Most writers would try to find something redeeming about him. Something that takes off the harsh, ugly edges. Something that says he’s not all bad. Maybe his secret love of puppies, or working the local soup kitchen on Sundays. Stover never succumbs, instead always embracing Caine’s dickheaded-ness. Glorifying it. Caine doesn’t care about being liked. Being liked only gets you killed. And being dead is butt.

And it’s this unflinching nature, this refusal to kneel and submit which makes Caine Black Knife so fascinating. Caine is an indomitable force of nature. The perfect storm. A tornado of terror that can’t be stopped. Can’t be appeased. Can’t be bargained with.

Chapters are split into a now-and-then format. Now following Caine’s quest to save his brother Orbek. Then focusing on Caine’s annihilation of the Black Knives. Both storylines are one sensational scene after another, a machine gun pacing burping out nonstop action. Rat-a-tat-tats serving as the soundtrack for Caine’s memorable sequences.

The storylines alternate by chapter, always ending on high notes. You finish each chapter, dying to know what happens next. So you turn the page, start a new chapter. Only to find the other plotline. Then rinse. Repeat. So it’s always one more page, one more chapter. Until you reach the back cover, dawn peeking over the horizon. Stover’s a master angler, always in control. He’ll hook you, string you along, and then gut you as you’re flopping around on the bank gasping for air. A stone-cold writer. Don’t even bother staring at him with pleading guppy eyes.

Last Word:
Books like Caine Black Knife don’t come around often. Loud, obnoxious and wanting to punch your face in. Brutal as a brain aneurysm, Matthew Stover’s ode to orneriness has one of the most disreputable main characters ever. And also one of the most thrilling. Riding around in Caine’s head feels so dirty. So voyeuristic. Like piggybacking on a coal black heart. It makes an impression.

It leaves its indelible mark.

Final Grade: 82 out of 100

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Collector's Corner: Brandon Ford

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Brandon Ford recently dropped his latest horror novel Splattered Beauty, an ode to B-movie scream queens. Brandon was nice enough to send his autograph along, so if you're looking to score your own here's a peek at his scrawl.



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Comic Break: The Stand Captain Trips #4 (Marvel)

Friday, January 23, 2009


The Stand: Captain Trips
Issue: #4

Writer: Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa

Artist:
Mike Perkins
32 pp. Marvel. $3.99


Reviewed by Paul Stotts
The Apocalypse is near. Clouds dark as charcoal on the horizon, extinction lurking around the corner. The Captain Trips plague spreading, infecting, eventually killing. Hope evaporating from the world.

There is very little time left.

The latest issue of The Stand Captain Trips serves as the precursor of the apocalypse. A herald to the upcoming horror. The guy standing on the street wearing a placard proclaiming the End is Near! Only this time you believe him.

It’s hard not to with people dropping dead at your feet.

Tragedy overwhelms the issue. Characters die, families are destroyed, survivors cope. And we care. Care about Nick Andros trying to do the right thing. Care about Larry Underwood trying to salvage his life. Care about Frannie Goldsmith, pregnant, unmarried, suffering the wrath of her conservative mother. Care about how unfair the murderous plague is. Leaving you to ask why?

Why is this happening? Time threatens to run out before an answer is revealed. The clock is ticking on human kind.

Writer Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa has been brilliant in adapting Stephen King’s novel into the comic medium. Taking all the emotion and horror from the classic horror novel and capturing it perfectly. More than just the plot, this is the essence of the novel. The very heart of King’s drama. The characters live, not as unfeeling superheroes, but as people. Flawed. Emotional. Barely able to hold it together. Their losses feel real. And untimely, leaving them scrambling to pick up the pieces of their shattered lives. Too many pieces.

And the clouds are only growing darker on the horizon. Harboring something evil.

An unbelievable issue filled with powerful storytelling, wonderful characterizations and great art. A tremendous achievement.

Final Grade: 90 out of 100

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Book Giveaway: "Betwixt" by Tara Bray Smith

Thursday, January 22, 2009

I have a creepy young adult novel to giveaway today, Betwixt by Tara Bray Smith. It's nice to see Smith roll out an Old English word for the title. That said I'll probably never use the word in a sentence again. Just doesn't roll off the tongue in conversation.

Beautiful Morgan D'Amici wakes in her meager home, with blood under her fingernails. Paintings come alive under Ondine Mason's violet-eyed gaze. Haunted runaway Nix Saint-Michael sees halos of light around people about to die. At a secret summer rave in the woods, the three teenagers learn of their true origins and their uncertain, intertwined destinies. Riveting, unflinching, and beautiful, Betwixt is as complex and compelling as any ordinary reality.

To Enter to Win: Send an email to pstotts@bloodofthemuse.com with the subject line "BETWIXT" and include your name and mailing address in the body of your email. Multiple entries will be disqualified. Winners will be selected at random. No purchase is necessary. Contest is open to all participants. Contest ends: February 5, 2009 at 11:59pm PST.

For more Blood of the Muse giveaways: click here.

Bloggers: if you promote this contest on your blog, I will give you an additional entry. Email me at pstotts@bloodofthemuse.com with the subject line "BETWIXT", and include the address to your blog in the body of the email, or you can leave the address to your blog in the comment section of this post. I'll check it out and make sure you get another entry.

Good luck to everyone who enters!

Winner of "City of Refuge" Giveaway

Lives torn apart by Hurricane Katrina. Sounds like incredibly sad material. Well, hopefully our winner of a copy of "City of Refuge" by Tom Piazza won't get too down reading it.

The winner is: Diana Donnelly from Texas. Congratulations Diana!

Thanks to everyone who entered!

Winner of "Glamour" Giveaway

It's time to get glamorous. Some lucky winner is going to get their inner fashion icon on when they receive a copy of Louise Bagshawe's "Glamour".

The winner is: Marcy Strahan from Texas. Congratulations Marcy!

Thanks to everyone who entered!

Comic Break: Sir Apropos of Nothing #3 (IDW Publishing)

Wednesday, January 21, 2009


Sir Apropos of Nothing
Issue: #3
Writer: Peter David
Artist: Robin Riggs
32 pp. IDW Publishing. $3.99

Reviewed by Paul Stotts

It’s good to be a wizard. Harry Potter has taught us that.

Or at least it’s good to be mistaken for one. David Copperfield has taught us that.

Either way the perks aren’t bad. Travel to exotic lands. Worshipped by an adoring populace. Scoring sponge baths from two buxom lasses. They’re rockstars without the roadies. Have wand, get blonde. Who’d have known a little abracadabra gets women swooning?

Not one to miss out on a valuable lesson, Sir Apropos of Nothing gets his presto on in the latest issue. And fakes his way into bubble bath bliss. Seems the Lugozi gypsy clan is grateful he saved one of their own. And are rolling out the hospitality wagon for him in gratitude. Fine food and drink. Dancing. Merrymaking. A tarot reading from the clan’s crone. And a history lesson.

The lesson: things are bad for the Lugozi. Real bad. Like the-government-is-trying-to-kill-them bad. So they need a protector. Maybe a wizard. And he doesn’t even get a carrot-haired sidekick.

Sir Apropos of Nothing has been more comedy club than comic book, a four-color comedian eliciting rare laugh out loud moments. Sir Apropos at the Improv. This issue. Not so funny. Like writer Peter David left the comedy in the pocket of his other pants, leaving us with bits of lint.

Still there are moments. The crone reading Apropos’ fortune should crack a smile and there are some zings at Harry Potter, but overall the issue is thin, lacking the infectious energy and cocky attitude of the previous two issues. Like any comedian will tell you, sometimes you kill on stage and sometimes you die.

Shovel some dirt on this baby.

Final Grade: 70 out of 100

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"Splattered Beauty" by Brandon Ford (Arctic Wolf Publishing)

Tuesday, January 20, 2009


Splattered Beauty
Brandon Ford

292 pp. Arctic Wolf Publishing. $13.95
Pub. Date: 12/7/2008
ISBN-13:
978-0981747279

Reviewed by Paul Stotts
Scream queen.

A moniker which is both evocative and regal. Like royalty in distress. Marie Antoinette facing the guillotine, pale as French Vanilla.

But unless you’re a card-carrying member of horror geekdom, you may not be familiar with the true meaning of the phrase. A “scream queen” is a sexy young actress who’s starred in a number of horror films. A shrieking starlet and professional damsel-in-distress, recycled for her acting, looks and screaming ability. She oozes more sex appeal than a siren, popping her top more often than an alcoholic cracks a cold one.

And she looks really good drenched in blood.

Brandon Ford’s latest horror novel Splattered Beauty is an ode to these vixens of horror cinema. A fanboy love letter that re-casts these professional victims in the role of the femme fatale. To pervert Mel Brooks’ line, it’s suddenly good to be the queen. No longer are her screams out of helpless terror, now they burst forth filled with murderous rage and anguish. The victim becomes the villain. It’s flipping the script, dumping a stereotype on its head.

Alyssa Peyton once had a promising acting career, the star of dozens of successful horror movies directed by her husband Peter. She had fame, money and respect. Fans loved her and showered her with attention. She was somebody. But drugs and alcohol—not to mention her messy divorce from Peter—have destroyed her career. Now she’s persona non grata in the business, known for being difficult and unreliable.

But Alyssa still believes that she has that spark; that she can act and be something special once again. That she’s got Talent. Capital ‘T’ talent. So she mounts a comeback, older, maybe wiser. Now she just needs an opportunity.

But Alyssa’s greeted with only porn roles and disinterest. So she escapes deeper into the drugs and alcohol, riding the bottle to destruction. If only someone would believe in her. If only someone would save her.

Someone does.

Alyssa quickly befriends a star-struck Taryn at a horror convention, basking in the affections of the younger woman. Taryn makes her feel better about herself. She makes her feel loved and beautiful again. And in return Alyssa offers Taryn a place to stay, away from her overbearing, highly-religious mother.

Then the perfect role comes along for Alyssa. Because she’s not the victim in this film. She’s the killer. In a movie called Splattered Beauty.

A movie she’d kill to be a part of.

Ford’s novel reads like the novelization of a B-movie. As if Splattered Beauty really existed down at the local multiplex. It’s a highly visual novel, like Ford is transcribing the horror movie that’s playing in his head. One can almost imagine the reels changing—minus the cigarette burns—after each chapter. Ford’s approach is brave and ambitious. B-movies aren’t considered high cinema, so mimicking one of these films in literature is fraught with peril. Like rollerblading on the edge of the Grand Canyon. These films can be campy, cheesy, unintentionally humorous, illogical, filled with stereotypes and downright dumb. Not the easiest source material to pull off an homage to.

But Ford pulls it off, convincing me that Splattered Beauty belongs in the B-movie pantheon. But which Splattered Beauty? The book or Alyssa’s film. Or are they one and the same? Is Ford’s book the screenplay of Alyssa’s film? It’s all horribly metafictional.

What the film Splattered Beauty does in the book is mark the point where events start to diverge from reality. Like in horror films where things start out normal, but then get suddenly weird. That’s when the horror kicks in. That’s when the nails start creeping down your spine and the chills take the color from your cheeks. You’re driving down a highway when your car breaks down. You seek help at a nearby farmhouse. Suddenly a maniac is chasing you with a chainsaw wanting to wear your skin like a summer dress. See, suddenly weird.

Once the story diverges and the horror kicks in, Ford plays fast and furious with the B-movie clichés: psychotic killer, incompetent but dogged police detective, people doing dumb things that get themselves iced. This divergence is more jarring to read than to watch. Horror films are immediate and visceral, one doesn’t have time to stop and analyze what’s going on. Unlike a novel, where you can sit and stare at a word for days. Ford’s greatest obstacle then is to keep the reader engaged after things get weird. And I mean really weird, like that feeling you get when that old prune you call an aunt wants to lay a kiss upside your head. Keeping readers engaged is easier with a knowledgeable audience of horror fans. They know what Ford is doing. It’s a tougher sell to a mainstream reader.

And this is Splattered Beauty’s biggest drawback. It’s like an inside joke between friends. You have to be in the know to appreciate it. You have to have seen one of these B-movie horror gems. With a bucket of popcorn and everything. Otherwise you sit there clueless, hoping no one notices, popcorn residue littering your lap. So what’s to keep an average reader from deciding that a novel that pays homage to bad horror movies isn’t really just a crappy book?

There are issues with Ford’s omniscient narration in the last half of the book. Too much is told instead of shown. Too much of the character’s thoughts are given away. A little mystery would be nice. Partly Ford’s a victim of his own success as he does an admirable job getting the reader into Alyssa’s head in the first half of the book. The psychology works. We understand her. So detailing her thoughts in the second half of Splattered Beauty feels redundant and unnecessary.

Last Word:
Brandon Ford makes a bold choice in writing Splattered Beauty, a book that reads like a novelization of a non-existent horror movie. Thankfully it’s a good flick. But this is midnight showing material only. Don’t expect Citizen Kane. Writing a novel that’s like a bad film is a difficult task, but Ford succeeds in encapsulating B-movieness. Splattered Beauty is highly visual and slightly addictive in parts. It’s a horror screenplay clearly waiting to happen. And the role of a lifetime for some lucky scream queen.

Final Grade: 71 out of 100

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Extreme Nerd Humiliation

Monday, January 19, 2009

From the not very timely files. I just discovered this video of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog humiliating nerds at last year's San Diego Comic-Con. Priceless stuff.

I may have wet myself laughing so hard.





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Author Appearances: Charlie Huston

Charlie Huston will be stepping out, pimping his awesome new book The Mystic Arts of Erasing All Signs of Death. Now's your chance to get the lowdown from the man himself. About trauma cleaning. About Joe Pitt. About what's next.

Guaranteed fun for the whole family. Bring the kids. Swap recipes. Maybe there will even be a bounce house.

Tuesday, January 20 2009
7:00pm
Vromans Bookstore
695 E. Colorado
Pasadena, CA 91101
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Thursday, January 22 2009
12:00pm
Seattle Mystery Bookshop
117 Cherry St.
Seattle, WA 98104
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Thursday, January 22 2009
7:00pm
Third Place Books
17171 Bothell Way NE
Lake Forest Park, WA 98155
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Saturday, January 24 2009
1:00pm
Mysteries to Die For
2940 Thousand Oaks Blvd
Thousand Oaks, CA 91362
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Saturday, January 24 2009
5:00pm
The Mystery Bookstore
1036 Broxton Ave, Unit C
Los Angeles, CA 90024
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Saturday, February 7 2009
New York Comic Con
Jacob K. Javits Center
655 West 34th St
New York, NY 10001
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Sunday, February 8 2009
New York Comic Con
Jacob K. Javits Center
655 West 34th St
New York, NY 10001
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Mystic Arts of Erasing All Signs of Death Trailer

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Stumbled across a sweet little trailer for Charlie Huston's new book, The Mystic Arts of Erasing All Signs of Death which drops on Tuesday. So disturbed. So appropriate. A bloodbath has never been so hilarious!





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Winner of "When We Were Romans" Giveaway

There's a Soprano episode in which a Jewish man asks Tony where the Romans have gone. Tony's answer is simple. We're right here. A big plate of Italiano in your face. Italians haven't gone anywhere.

So I guess Romans became calorically challenged Italian-American gangsters living in Jersey. Who'd known!

Anyway. Every time I see the title When We Were Romans, I think about that Soprano episode. Blame it on free association. I'm trying to cut back.

This is all just a lead up to announcing the winner for the When We Were Romans giveaway.

The winner is: Christian Brothers from Michigan. Congratulations Christian!

Thanks to everyone who entered!

Winner of "So Long At The Fair" Giveaway

We have a winner. A big box of book fun is heading their way in the form of the novel, So Long At The Fair by Christina Schwarz.

The winner is: Angie Pontanini from Illinois. Congratulations Angie! Looks like you're going to the fair. Try not to eat too much cotton candy!

Thanks to everyone who entered!

Comic Break: Unknown Soldier #3 (Vertigo)

Saturday, January 17, 2009


Unknown Soldier
Issue: #3
Writer: Joshua Dysart
Artist: Alberto Ponticelli
32 pp. Vertigo. $2.99

Reviewed by Paul Stotts
“It is in that moment…that I make peace with hate.”—Joshua Dysart, Unknown Soldier #3

Hate has been hard to come by for Dr. Lwanga Moses, even in war torn Uganda where ugliness and evil threaten to overwhelm. Physicians swear an oath to heal, not hate, so Moses’ internal struggle is understandable. How can one call themselves a doctor yet still do violence? Like his biblical counterpart, Moses wishes to free his people from the tyranny and violence that enslaves them and lead them to a better life. But he seemingly cannot do this as a good man. Sometimes evil must be used to fight evil.

Moses has taken asylum at a Catholic orphanage for young girls in the countryside so he can recover from his wounds. An insurgent group—no more than mere boys—raids the orphanage, capturing the girls. Soldiers need wives—even if the soldiers (or girls) aren’t even teenagers yet. Mistaken for a priest, Moses resists the captors at first. But his inability to fight back eventually leads to his capture. Moses cannot free his people.

Writer Joshua Dysart explores the perversion of Christianity in the issue. How in the name of Christianity can hypocrisy live, how can one kill and still justify it. The raiders view themselves as leading the Christian life, killing in no way invalidates that in their mind. God is on their side. The only thing worse than evil is evil done in the name of good.

The best aspect of Unknown Solider has been Dysart and artist Alberto Ponticelli’s ability to involve the reader into the African experience. Reading the series, I feel like I’ve come to know more about Ugandan life. It’s fascinating because it’s not something I get to experience often. It’s fascinating for its foreignness, but engaging because of its heart. It makes you want to go out and change the world, to weed out despair and violence and to save souls.

We need these kinds of depictions of evil in literature, just so we never forget. Just so we never turn a blind eye to suffering. Just so we can heal. Very highly recommended reading.

Final Grade: 87 out of 100

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Comic Break: Ferryman #4 (DC/Wildstorm)

Friday, January 16, 2009


Ferryman
Issue: #4
Writer: Marc Andreyko
Artist: Jonathan Wayshak
32 pp. Wildstorm/DC. $3.50

Reviewed by Paul Stotts

“So what, you’re like the Harriet Tubman of lost souls? A Ferryman who’s seen the error of his ways?”—Marc Andreyko, Ferryman #4

The plot thickens like a heavy pancake batter in the fourth issue of Ferryman as Gideon engages in a tug-of-war for his own soul and ideology. While he’s good at finding other lost souls, he’s a mess when it comes to rediscovering his own. So clearly wanting redemption, but have difficulty finding it—even when an opportunity smacks him in his grizzled jaw—Gideon’s guilt is overwhelming him. He’s a spitting ball of anger and violence, taking his hurt out on a dirty world.

Writer Marc Andreyko has created a stunning apocalyptic universe, populated with wonderfully freakish characters. It’s eschatology from the mouth of a mad man. Salvation is a key theme, and questions about whether salvation is deserved for the selfless are raised in the issue.

The battle scenes between the various Ferrymen are exciting and creative, brutal and gritty free-for-alls between characters that can absorb tons of punishment, and still ask for additional heaping helping of mayhem. Drop a safe on their head and they keep going. Such immortality makes for some extended fighting goodness.

Throughout the series, Andreyko has used flashbacks to leak out bits of Gideon’s past. His past is not overly complicated, but still the flashbacks have been an inspired choice by Andreyko. They serve as physical reminders to the reader of Gideon’s gnawing guilt. His anguish is apparent, and his tortured soul is laid bare.

You know that feeling you get when you want to see what an artist is going to come up with next. I’m there with Jonathan Wayshak. He’s quickly rising up the ranks of my favorite comic artists. Doubt me—peep some of the artwork he posted for the series here. Impressive, no?

Ferryman has become my guilty pleasure, a series that flat-out rocks for entertainment and maniacal mayhem. It’s always worth the look.

Final Grade: 84 out of 100

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Tobias Buckell Interview

Thursday, January 15, 2009

One of the categories in my 2008 Best of List was authors I wanted to interview. Coming up high on that list was Tobias Buckell. Tobias did extremely well in my year end wrap-up, so talking with the man responsible for the amazing Sly Mongoose, my pick for Best Science Fiction novel of 2008, seemed natural. Well ask and you shall receive as Tobias was kind enough to answer some questions for Blood of the Muse.

Your latest book is Halo: The Cole Protocol, a book based on the ultra-popular Halo video game. How difficult is it to write a book
based on a video game? How much creative freedom with the plot did you have?

Tobias Buckell: It wasn't difficult at all, as the videogame created a full universe, and my job was to hunt down what I thought were interesting pockets within which to tell my story for The Cole Protocol.

I had a great deal of creative freedom. Part of that is because only 4 games are around (Halo 1-3 and Halo Wars) and 5 previous books for me to draw from. So there are a lot of areas that could be fleshed out, and I got to do some of that, which meant I had a lot of freedom to play.

For example, the regular citizens caught behind enemy lines interested me, and they become the anchorpoint for the whole book.

Which authors are you most influenced by?

Tobias Buckell: I love a lot of the the noir mystery writers (Hammet, etc) and spy thriller writers (LeCarre, Fleming, etc). In the genre of SF/F, I was heavily in love with Space Opera and Cyberpunk authors. Vernor Vinge, Bruce Sterling, and William Gibson had tremendous impact on me, though Arthur C. Clarke was formative in getting me into SF/F and addicted to the whole genre.

You’ve always had imaginative and unique world-building in all of your novels. And I thought your characterizations reached a new level in Sly Mongoose. What do you feel are your strengths as a writer?

Tobias Buckell: Well, as you indicated I do love the imaginative parts of creating stories and novels: the worlds, the backgrounds, the people inhabiting them, those details are fun. But as far as strengths, I find that plot and movement are what come easiest to me. Pacing a breakneck sort of book, dashing readers through a breathless ride, that is what I tend to naturally focus on the most. I hate boring people. I love action.

When I can combine a great setting into a crazy piece of action I really get excited. When I've felt most strong as a writer were when I created the 0-gee gun battle sequence for Ragamuffin down the center of the ecologically damaged and war-torn tin-can shaped space station, and both the blimp chase scene in Sly Mongoose and the floating cities at war battle sequence.

While Crystal Rain and Ragamuffin were both excellent novels, many people have commented on Sly Mongoose being a huge improvement, raising you into the top-rank of sci-fi writers today. Is there anything you can credit for this improvement? Was there any difference in your writing process during Sly Mongoose as compared to Crystal Rain or Ragamuffin?

Tobias Buckell: Well, that's certainly flattering that everyone thinks so much more highly of Sly Mongoose. As to what I can credit for this, I do have to remind everyone that Crystal Rain was the first novel I'd ever even attempted to write, and Ragamuffin my sophomore novel. That dreaded second book that often trips up writers. I was learning a lot about how I wrote, structure, pacing, everything on the fly. I've been making it up as I went along.

With Sly I really felt a lot more confident about the whole thing and plowed ahead with the writing knowing I had two books under my belt. The novel came a lot easier to me.

One of the aspects of Sly Mongoose I found so fascinating was you tackled the issue of male anorexia nervosa, the xocoyotzin would starve themselves or purge to maintain their figure in order to fit into their spacesuits. Tremendous societal and familial pressures lead them to this eating disorder. How did this idea come about? Was there any social commentary behind it?

Tobias Buckell: There is and there isn't. It's as much a commentary on the fall from technological heights that the city of Yatapek has seen that the citizens are forced into this situation. I wanted to literalize the sacrifices and headspace that Timas is in. It's a big weight he deals with, and it's something that Katerina knows is a problem, but with her more advanced background, sees as something he needs to fix, but she doesn't really get. That shows the difference, again, between the two of them. To her it's annoying curiosity, and to Timas it's something completely different.

Secondly, I did want to saddle Timas with a modern issue that many people deal with in today's world. It's not as common among guys, but with young women who purge in order to remain thin.

The main inspiration for Timas was modern day jockeys, who have to remain small and thin for the best performance. It's part of their job. As a result their teeth are worn by stomach acids. The detail in the novel about the flat, square basins that Timas has in his room to throw up in, that I took from a book about jockeys. I thought of Timas as a pressure-suit jockey.

Your writing schedule has seen you release a new book in the Forty-eight World universe each year for the past few years. Should we expect a new Forty-eight World novel from you sometime in 2009? Or has the Halo novel pushed it out further? Is there anything you can reveal about your next novel?

Tobias Buckell: It's been a good three year run, but I think, barring a miracle, 2009 will see me miss my book a year schedule for the first time due to having two out in 2008, getting a late start on the next book, and my two months or so of health problems I just (more or less) got over. My editor and I are planning out the next couple novels and thinking about where we want to go next, and once we have that nailed down, I'll be talking about that. For now, I'm bubbling up ideas, working on some short fiction and getting other sorts of work done. Probably mid February I'll start earnest work on the next novel.

Pepper is a fantastic, larger-than-life character. How much fun is it to write him? Has he ever surprised you by taking a different direction than you’ve originally imagined?

Tobias Buckell: Pepper is, of course, a lot of fun to write because he causes lots of chaos. The bad ass action hero is also something I delight in portraying.

There are lots of different kinds of writers, some who's characters 'speak' to them. I'm not one of them, however. I lay a lot of this stuff out in outline form ahead of time, and I have a pretty good idea of what Pepper is up to by the time I start writing the early chapters.

Of course, I've had this character around in my head since 1999, so not a lot can surprise me.

You have a real skill in taking disparate genre elements and seamlessly blending them together. In your novels, we’ve seen some fantasy, sci-fi and horror aspects all mixed together. Is there another genre you’d like to work into your writing?

Tobias Buckell: Spy thriller, or hard boiled detective. I got to play a little bit of noir into my novella Stochasti-city for Metatropolis, and I liked it so much. It came pretty easily, and I think I need to indulge in it some more. I've done tight third person perspective, but without much 'voice' in the narration. Letting the narrator color more things in was something I want to play with more in the future.

You hit the sci-fi nerd Mecca with a zombie space invasion in Sly Mongoose. Do you think you’ll ever be able to out-nerd that? Has George Romero called you up yet looking for some writing help for his next Living Dead movie?

Tobias Buckell: Hah, no, he hasn't, and I don't know if I can out-nerd that. We'll see!

Have you read anything recently that you feel is criminally underrated?

Tobias Buckell: Walter Jon William's Implied Spaces was my favorite book this year that didn't get the attention/sales/buzz that I'd hope it would.

Is there anything you’d like to add?

Tobias Buckell: Erm, nope, thanks for interviewing me!

Thanks Tobias.

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"Thunderer" by Felix Gilman (Bantam Spectra)

Wednesday, January 14, 2009


Thunderer
Felix Gilman
448 pp. Bantam Spectra. $24.00
Pub. Date: 12/26/2007
ISBN-13:
978-0553806762

Reviewed by Paul Stotts
“He put everything that mattered into it: all of his longing for the Voice; all of his sadness when it vanished; all of his bitter anger when it never returned; everything he remembered of joy.”—Felix Gilman, Thunderer

Gods roaming the earth, interacting with humanity and generally being a nuisance has been a fantasy staple since Greek mythology. Annoying humans became their favorite sporting pastime. Giving the gods a physical form gave us something relatable, something to blame. Gods suddenly become responsible for all the good or ill that befalls someone. And we understand this, ascribing their actions as the cause of our misfortunes.

Your herd of cows died? Blame the god of animal husbandry. There’s a drought. Blame the god of weather. There’s a bite missing out of your Burrito Supreme. Smell the dog’s breath first. Failing that, blame the god of Taco Bell for its cruel and wanton punishments.

For us, science has redefined ordinary causes. It’s nonsensical for us to curse the god of lumber because we can’t find the slab of wood we’re looking for at Home Depot. But what would have happened if science in its infancy during the Renaissance had been forced to reconcile itself with the physical manifestations of gods. How does the scientific method stack up when you’re trying to measure godhood? How do you measure the immeasurable?

In Felix Gilman’s remarkable and wildly imaginative debut Thunderer, the Renaissance is re-imagined as a burgeoning scientific method must contend with measuring the immeasurable, in this case, the city of Ararat. Gods roam Ararat, a city so vast that its borders seem non-existent and so mysterious and ever-changing that the city itself appears divine. It’s polytheism meets reality television. Real World: Ararat—Deity Edition.

Unlike the gods of yore though, Ararat’s deities seemingly have no awareness of humanity. Gods don’t interfere with people, but people attempt to interfere with the gods.

One day, a mystical entity known as the great Bird returns to Ararat, its arrival accurately predicted by the scientist Holbach. Holbach uses the Bird’s mysterious presence as an opportunity to launch his airship, Thunderer. He envisions the airship as instrumental in his quest to attain knowledge about the city. The ship will be able to travel high above the city, providing the vantage point necessary for finally mapping the unmapped Ararat. Unfortunately others have a more sinister purpose in mind for the ship.

In another part of the city, the Bird’s return has allowed young Jack to escape from the workhouse he’s imprisoned in. Once free, Jack joins a gang of street urchins who steal in order to survive. Soon he discovers that his encounter with the Bird has left him with a special gift, and new purpose in his life.

Arjun arrives in Ararat on the day of the great Bird’s return. He has traveled far to reach Ararat, across the Peaceful Sea from Gad. A trained choirman, Arjun left the Choristry in Gad to search for their missing god called the Voice. So where better to search for a missing god than a city brimming with gods. And like a man rummaging through a deity Lost and Found, Arjun searches Ararat for any trace of the Choristry’s missing Voice.

Thunderer is richly imagined, detailed and incredibly nuanced. It’s unpredictable and fiercely intelligent, tackling issues like the purview of knowledge and the limits of science and the corruption of both faith and science for personal gain. Gilman is an undeniable imaginative juggernaut. Ararat is astonishingly memorable and multifaceted, a living, breathing entity, a sinuous chameleon always squirming in the background. Grabbing hold of it is like grabbing water. The city is the novel’s richest and most intriguing character, and also the most mysterious.

Every page of the book holds some new insight or direction, often left completely unexplored by Gilman. I found myself more intellectually engaged by Thunderer than emotionally charged. I felt the story more with my head than with my heart. The characters while intriguing felt sterile, like interesting specimens in a Petri dish. Only Jack overcame this flatness, his passion fiery and evident.

The majority of the novel is written from either the point-of-view of Jack or Arjun. Not surprisingly, I found Jack’s narrative much more engaging. There were moments in which I was intrigued by Arjun’s plotline, but these were quickly followed by times in which I completely lost interest. There’s an oddness to Arjun that I found off-putting, leading to my inability to really get into the character’s head. No matter how hard I tried, there was a point where Arjun remained foreign to me.

While Gilman packs tons of intriguing ideas into Thunderer, I would have liked a deeper treatment of them. This may be a rare case where there are too many aspects to the story, and less would have been more. I felt that Gilman could have written a novel that just concentrated on Jack or Arjun and possibly had a more engaging piece. Still that said Thunderer is an incredibly auspicious debut.

Last Word:
Beautifully written, Thunderer is like an espresso shot—one part imagination and one part smarts—filled with more clever ideas per page than most books have in total. Felix Gilman establishes himself as a rising talent.

Final Grade: 80 out of 100

Brandon Ford Interview

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

I recently had the opportunity to talk with horror writer Brandon Ford about his latest novel Splattered Beauty, a loving look at those straight-to-video horror gems. It's Scream Queen goes Psycho in this bloody romp through the dark side of Hollywood.

Your latest novel Splattered Beauty was just released in December. Can you give us a feel of what it’s about?

Brandon Ford: Splattered Beauty is the story of a washed-up Scream Queen by the name of Alyssa Peyton. Once upon a time, Alyssa had adoring fans and a cult following. She also had a producer/director husband, Peter, who played a key role in getting her top billing. Now, Peter has left her for a younger actress by the name of Jessica Palmer. Alyssa drowns her sorrows in a sea of alcohol and recreational drug use. It is then that she meets Taryn, a dedicated fan. The two form a bond and before long, Alyssa manipulates Taryn into doing her every bidding. Together, they begin a string of murders, all in the name of some twisted form of retribution. Alyssa’s goal is to not only find herself back on top, but also to pay back those who have wronged her.

Reading Splattered Beauty, I was struck how it paid homage to B-movies. The novel reads like a B-movie which I found to be an interesting choice. Is this your love letter to the B-movie horror genre?

Brandon Ford: Firstly, I consider that to be a huge compliment and I thank you.

In a way, Splattered Beauty is definitely meant to pay tribute to the B-films I’ve known and loved for so long. There are lots of little nods here and there (for example, The Pajama Party Murders, Alyssa’s first feature film, is a take on The Slumber Party Massacre, one of my all-time favorite slasher films). Though it’s an homage to the genre, more than anything, the novel is a tribute to my favorite leading ladies. I’ve watched and admired these women for so long and have always felt that their performances are what make the films classics. The world of horror would be very different today without the talents of Linnea Quigley, Brinke Stevems, Debbie Rochon, and Julie Strain, just to name a few.

Do you think the book will appeal to horror geeks only? Or do you think it will connect with a mainstream reader who has no idea what a Scream Queen is?

Brandon Ford: Well, I hope the book will appeal to everyone. I’m sure genre followers will get a kick out of it, but maybe admirers of mainstream cinema will appreciate its intentions. And, if reading the book creates another horror geek, so much the better.

Is there any aspect about writing horror novels that makes it more difficult than writing in other genres?

Brandon Ford: I’ve never written a novel in any other genre but horror and suspense. To be perfectly honest, I don’t think I’d even know how to write a romance or a mystery or even a memoir. Horror is a genre I’m most comfortable with because it’s a genre that’s been with me my whole life.

Do you see yourself as working exclusively in the horror genre, or are you interested in branching out into other genres?

Brandon Ford: Well, I hope to be writing for a long, long time. I’m sure some time down the road, I’ll decide to approach other genres, but for right now, I plan to stick exclusively with horror. I’d really like to write a screenplay sometime, but I want to do my homework and learn the craft before I even start. Writing a movie is very different than writing a novel. I won’t throw myself into it blindly. I don’t think that will be for a long time, though. Right now, I have too many books I’d like to write, too many stories I’d like to tell.

What can we expect to see next from Brandon Ford?

Brandon Ford: I recently finished Pay Phone, a new horror/suspense novel I would like to see released some time this year. That one centers on a serial killer who lures his victims through a pay phone residing across the street from his apartment building. There is also Creeping Shadows, a collection of three novellas which will be released through Alan Draven’s Pixie Dust Press. Alan, as well as myself and Jessica Lynne Gardner, are each penning short, original novels for the collection. Mine is titled Merciless and it is based on the true story of two teenage girls who were abducted in California back in 2002. Raw: Brutality as Art should be released very soon. It is an anthology of short stories released by Snuff Books. My contribution is entitled “Painted in Red.” I think it’s one of my darkest works and I can’t wait for readers to check it out.

It’s clear from Splattered Beauty that you are a fan of B-horror movies. What would be you top three horror films of all time?

Brandon Ford: Oh, geez. I only get to pick three? Well, that’s just unfair.

Well, The Slumber Party Massacre, like I said, has always been one of my favorite slasher films and it’s one I can still watch repeatedly. There are very few horror films that still give me the chills and that’s one of them. Frankenhooker is definitely my favorite cult film of all time. I think Frank Henenlotter is a true genius and his unique style is one I sincerely appreciate. Lastly, how could I not mention Sleepaway Camp? It’s a movie I grew up on and one that will always hold a very special place in my heart.

Now I feel incredibly guilty for leaving off so many… Is it okay if I make Sorority House Massacre an honorable mention?

What scares Brandon Ford?

Brandon Ford: Failure… Humiliation… Fire… Death… And bugs… Big, scary bugs, especially the kind with a lot of legs. I itch just thinking about spiders, cockroaches, locusts, hornets… I urge you to go Google the camel spider. Scariest freakin’ thing you’ll ever see. Something straight out of a science fiction movie, but they actually roam the earth.

Is there anything you’d like to add?

Brandon Ford: Just that there’s nothing wrong with G-rated movies… just as long as there’s lots of sex and violence.

Thanks Brandon.

Blood of the Muse at the Dragon Federation

Monday, January 12, 2009

The Dragon Federation is a great new site that has been recently unveiled to serve as a gathering place for SFF bloggers, authors and their readers.

There is a fancy-schmancy new forum (it even still has that new forum smell) dedicated to all things Blood of the Muse. So if you want to discuss the latest happenings and news on Blood of the Muse (as well as other fantastic SFF blogs), this is the place to do it!

In the near future, I'll probably do a giveaway for Dragon Federation members, so take a minute and register today.

There be a Dragon Federation here!

Collector's Corner: Emma Bull

Recently, Emma Bull made the 2008 Nebula award long list with her Wild West fantasy novel "Territory." Previously, Bull's novel "Bone Dance" was a Nebula nominee in 1992 as well as securing Hugo and World Fantasy Award nominations.


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Comic Break: Jim Butcher's The Dresden Files Storm Front #2 (Dabel Brothers)

Saturday, January 10, 2009


Jim Butcher's The Dresden Files: Storm Front
Issue #2
Writer: Jim Butcher, Mark Powers
Artist: Ardian Syaf
32 pp. Dabel Brothers. $3.99

Reviewed by Paul Stotts
“I’d made a vampire cry. Great. I felt like a real super hero-Harry Dresden, breaker of monster’s hearts.”—Jim Butcher and Mark Powers, The Dresden Files Storm Front #2

The best thing about the second issue of Jim Butcher’s The Dresden Files: Storm Front, we get some Toot-Toot. No, I’m not talking about wizardly flatulence. Harry’s hometown of Chicago may be known as the Windy City, but it’s not for that reason. Toot-Toot is a faery. Not even a flatulent faery. Just an awkwardly named one.

Toot-Toot makes a grand appearance early in the issue providing Harry with some valuable information regarding his investigation into Victor Sells. Only Harry Dresden would have a faery informer. (As long as he doesn’t get addicted to pixie dust he should be reliable.)

Toot-Toot’s not the only memorable character introduced in the issue. Morgan, the warden of the White Council, shows up to dangle the Doom of Damocles over Harry’s head. Morgan’s convinced Harry is responsible for the murders Harry is investigating, and promises to keep an eye on him. It doesn’t seem to change Morgan’s mind that Harry is helping the police. Such is the life of Harry Dresden.

If having Morgan watching over his shoulder wasn’t bad enough, Harry has a meeting with the vampire madam Bianca who tries to get intimate with his jugular. Only Harry’s wizardly wiles saves him. Maybe then he can convince Bianca to talk, giving him a potential lead in a murder investigation which seems to be drying up quicker than summer rain.

Writer Mark Powers has done a tremendous job adapting Butcher’s source material, staying true to the humor and tone of the novels. Powers has been able to retain much of the novel so far, excising little, which I was skeptical about considering the series is slated to run for only four issues. Artist Ardian Syaf is doing a bang-up job drawing the characters that have been described for years in Butcher’s novels. It’s nice to finally have a definitive picture of characters I’ve only poorly imagined previously.

Fans of the series take note, all the fun and enjoyment you’ve come to expect from the novels is now in comic form. Besides, you really want to see Toot-Toot, don’t you?

Final Grade: 85 out of 100

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